Friday, August 29, 2008

Quotes of the Day

From My Big Fat Greek Wedding : Maria Portokalos: "Nicko! Don't play with the food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!"

From Pride and Prejudice: Mr. Bennet:"Good heavens. People."

From The Dark Knight: The Joker: "Why so serious?"

From Beauty and The Beast :
Beast: "I want to do something for her... but what?"
Cogsworth: "Well, there's the usual things: flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep... "

From The Sword In The Stone:
Merlin: "Ha ha! Of course, of course. King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table."
Arthur: "Round table?"
Merlin: "Oh, would you rather have a square one?"
Arthur: "Oh, no. Round will be fine."

From Robin Hood: Men In Tights:
Robin Hood: "Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!"
Blinkin: "I thought it felt a bit drafty. This never would have happened if your father was alive."
Robin Hood: "He's dead?"
Blinkin: "Yes."
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: "She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away..."
Robin Hood: "My brothers?"
Blinkin: "There were all killed by the plague."
Robin Hood: "My dog, Pogo?"
Blinkin: "Run over by a carriage."
Robin Hood: "My goldfish, Goldie?"
Blinkin: "Eaten by the cat."
Robin Hood: "My cat?"
Blinkin: "Choked on the goldfish."
Blinkin: "Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?"

2 comments:

Gwen said...

LMAO, man! How did you know i love the movie sword in the stone!?!?! Oh. its on my profile... hehe

Sarah said...

lololol durh, and you told me. Lol.